Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is...– Finn Butler (via timedoesnotexisthere)
When you use an insult you saw on Tumblr in real...
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ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
Whenever I'm hungover
laugh-addict: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
Ending a Facebook conversation by liking the last...
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peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.– Samuel Beckett (via nminusone)